Mary where do I start they are kind, funny, sweet, and caring. But there is 3 sides of them one side is the fun party side, they are always up for a GOOD time. The second side is the serious side. If you get into trouble they will be the first ones to talk to you about it. The third side is rude, it’s not the normal rude. You don’t want to get onto the bad side of a Mary they will show your ass style or two and they will get into your face and tell you the hell off if you are wrong and you both know it. But if you know a Mary always keep them close and tight in you heart because they will always have a place in there heart for you NO MATTER WHAT!
by Kenziejoann16 February 6, 2019

The most amazing name ever.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.
But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.
But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
Mary: Fuck you.
Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't
Mary: Fuck you.
Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't
by Maaary! November 27, 2007

Mary is a strong leader and a reliable friend. She will always be by your side and very funny. Mary's can't always be trusted. They are very pretty and get good grades.
Mary-very pretty and get good grades.
The English form of the name Maria, which was in turn a Latin form of the Greek names Μαριάμ.
The English form of the name Maria, which was in turn a Latin form of the Greek names Μαριάμ.
by Kary Woodeater April 13, 2017

Mary is typically a girl that strives to be ontop but is happier to be in the middle. You cannot be around her without knowing what's around the corner. Always an adventure. Very laid back-classy, would drink beer out of a wine glass kind of girl! She holds to memories and treasures all of her friends. Her significant other may wear the pants but she picked them out for him! Intelligent, ambitous, courageous, seductive, wild, beautiful all the way around, and anything but boring!
Loves to buy useless toys, anything on sale, and stuff for every one else but herself.
Loves going to the movies!
Screams a one of a kind scream when someone is making out!
When pulled over, she makes out with cops.
Loves to buy useless toys, anything on sale, and stuff for every one else but herself.
Loves going to the movies!
Screams a one of a kind scream when someone is making out!
When pulled over, she makes out with cops.
Mary- "I picked you up something from Hobby Lobby, Its nothing big but totally you! It was on sale."
Mary when someone is kissing- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Mary when someone is kissing- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by ChelConn January 8, 2010

random guy: dude, mary is such a kiss up, she gave the teacher an apple
random guy number 2: yeah but you should have seen her stripping at my party last night.
random guy number 2: yeah but you should have seen her stripping at my party last night.
by spongefreak May 1, 2009

A lesbian. Probably nonbinary. They like sleeping and are really pretty. They're really likeable but doesn't see that. Needs constant reassurance. But overall a really good person.
by makotolvr December 19, 2020

Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.
Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
by Johnny Iron December 14, 2008
