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alaskan margarita

An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.
"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"
by Mr fingers August 4, 2017
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German Margarita

When you cum in a girls mouth, spit a loogie in her mouth, and a tablespoon of sauerkraut, then cover her mouth, plug her nose and shake her head to mix.
Last night I had a German Margarita and it was delicious!
by ukrainiandevil21 December 10, 2019
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The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.
1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.
by WunInchWundurr July 8, 2024
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Dundalk margaritas

When visiting any of Ocean City Maryland fine dinning establishment, one order's himself (and the boys) a round of Dundalk Margaritas. A bartender worthy of master class level knowledge will without hesitation grab 6 Natty Lights 6 wedges of lime and reply “Let’s Go O ‘s”

Tip this person well.
Darin : I would like 6 Natty lights with limes please

Bartender: 6 Dundalk Margaritas, Let’s go O’s
by LedHeadcap25 April 6, 2023
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Margarita-Minivan

A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")
"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."
by trufrend June 9, 2018
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Margarita Boi

When your friend has too many Margaritas, he turns into a Margarita Boi
Damn, Josh had too many margs! He's turning into a Margarita Boi
by MeepyMeeper March 26, 2022
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margarita amigos

Navy slang. Adj. a friendly acquaintance or drinking buddy. N. Culturally and socially accepted “normies” who drink and then keep secrets (sex, drugs, murder, swing, etc) v. 1.’good ole boy’ 2. complicit advocate of androcentric patriarchy in thought, deed and action with no regard to malice or consequences. 3. Conspirator
We were ‘Margarita Amigos’ in Pensacola. Love that bro! We used to stir up fun. Hey, you remember that bonfire on the beach? Got broken up by the Watch? Fun
by MamaRa November 16, 2021
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