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Malak

Who is that?
Thats Malak, she will beat your ass if you look at her wrong. Periodt.
by Ninja1224 June 13, 2019
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Malakismeni

Malakismeni is a greek slang insult (mostly used by cypriots), meaning female wanker or bitch
Bolla malakismeni ginni!
by CyprusRules May 28, 2018
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Malakhy

A super smart funny, kind, and cute best and boy friend. He has the best smile you will ever see. When you are feeling down he helps you with a funny joke. He is an aspiring cheerleader, he is annoying at times but in the end he is the most caring and loving person ever.
Malakhy is cute.
by Cool Kid21 August 23, 2018
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Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway
by dom101baller December 18, 2018
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Malika

Maika is a natural beauty. She is a kind of beauty that you can't get out of your head. Malika is happiness in person. She has a good heart and makes sure that everyone around her is happy. She loves her friends and family.
You will never find someone like Malika.
by |I’mencantador| November 22, 2021
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zen malik

the way Zayn Malik from One Direction pronounces his own name.
"Hi, I'm Zen Malik from One Direction, Vas Happenin??!"
by Zay1Direction February 28, 2014
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zayn malik

The most perfect specimen to ever exist. His face is scientifically symmetrical, his eyelashes are longer than Covergirl mascara models, his eyes sparkle brighter than Sirius, his jaw line is so sharp it's offensive, his stubble grows faster than men in their 30s, his hairline is low signifying that he will never bald, his nose is ideal, his lips are pinker than freshly blossomed petunias, his skin is soft and wears no signs of scarring nor does it have remnants of bad genetics or hormone imbalance. Unlike his entourage, he requires no makeup. He doesn't need for his hair to be bleached to make his eyes stand out, or heavy foundation to cover up acne scars, ruddiness or awful smile lines and crows feet.

He has the voice of an angel. He can go from smooth ballad singer, to R&B crooner, to rock-star in minutes with the most versatile voice in music industry. A voice so angelic that he has garnered praise from celebrities and music directors alike. A voice so beautiful that fans of Niel Whoran (a backup dancer for Zayn Malik) masturbate to imagining the dancer singing it instead of Zayn (as Niel has neither a face or voice capable of getting anyone off).

He makes members of his entourage look like frumpy prepubescent children with bad genetics only Hollywood styling can conceal.

He's often seen travelling the globe with his backup dancer, Niel Whoran; Betsy Styles, his lesbian personal chef, Louis Tomlinson, his chauffeur; and Loki, his personal trainer.
The word 'Zayn Malik' can be used when describing or referring to something that is perfect.

Synonyms: perfect, Adonis, amazing, flawless, 10/10, God-like.

Dude, your quiff is so Zayn Malik. I have never seen a hairstyle that nice!

Wow, Betsy, this fois gras is cooked to Zayn Malik!

Niel wishes he looked as Zayn Malik as Zayn Malik. Brb, jerking off to the Zayn Malik song that is "Summer Love" imagining Niel singing it because it is so Zayn Malik and will give me the most Zayn Malik orgasm while I scream "yes...yess..this is Zayn Malik...yes...Zayn...Malik"

Zayn Malik should go solo and follow the steps of Miguel, The Weeknd, and Frank Ocean. He has such a Zayn Malik voice.
by Betsy Styles April 29, 2013
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