A male who is a straight up alcohol lightweight. He wastes exorbitant amounts of beer by only drinking half of each can, and then discreetly setting the other hot half down amidst the other party refuse, and leaving it. The Beer Lindsey gives the illusion of being a seasoned heavyweight, but truly drinks like a, "young high school girl". The discarded half of the beer is discovered the next day during party cleanup, and is now referred to as a, "lindseyed beer". The true heavyweights then proceed to drink the lindseyed beers, as they consider it blasphemous to waste such large amounts of nectar.
PLEDGE 1. (DURING CLEAN UP AFTER PLEDGE NIGHT). GOD DAMN THERE WERE A BUNCH OF BEER LINDSEY'S HERE LAST NIGHT. I'VE FOUND AT LEAST 20 HALF FULL BEERS.
PLEDGE 2. HAIR OF THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER. IF NOT FOR THE BEER LINDSEY, WE WOULD HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER 12 PACK.
PLEDGE 2. HAIR OF THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER. IF NOT FOR THE BEER LINDSEY, WE WOULD HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER 12 PACK.
by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016
Get the Beer Lindseymug. "Hey I think I saw a lindsey-lee over there in the bushes!"
"Don't try to pet it! You don't know if that lindsey-lee has rabies!"
"Don't try to pet it! You don't know if that lindsey-lee has rabies!"
by Zackas September 18, 2012
Get the lindsey-leemug. "Hello everyone. Have you seen my cocaine? Apparently i lost it when screwing 3 guys at once with my gigantic boobs."
-Lindsey Lohan
-Lindsey Lohan
by raineyyylikebam May 3, 2008
Get the Lindsey Lohanmug. The phenomenon of seeing a friend or acquaintance by sheer chance extremely often and in extremely random places.
Also analogous to the gravitational "lensing effect," observed in astronomy.
Also analogous to the gravitational "lensing effect," observed in astronomy.
Man: "OMG, I see Lindsey everywhere. She's in so many of my classes AND I run into her in the most random places in town. This can only be the result of a strange unseen force."
Woman: "That sounds like a case of lensing effect; when the force of gravity is so strong that it can bend light and causes stars (that should be hidden) to appear in multiple new places."
Man: "What did you say that was called... Lindsey Effect?"
Woman: "That sounds like a case of lensing effect; when the force of gravity is so strong that it can bend light and causes stars (that should be hidden) to appear in multiple new places."
Man: "What did you say that was called... Lindsey Effect?"
by Malapropism? June 2, 2008
Get the Lindsey Effectmug. A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.
by notlying2ya March 15, 2011
Get the Lindsey Lohanmug. by xxjustafacexx February 26, 2006
Get the Lindsey Lohanmug. A popular socialist, she’s very talented especially when it comes to acting. Rumors claim she’s a alien 👽. But that’s unrealistic, or is it? Anyways Lindsey Liz is popular on many platforms some say she’s a huge gamer. She’s a twitch addict and very big on YouTube. Personally I just like to stare at her gorgeous face 😏
by Mreyeball February 22, 2022
Get the Lindsey Lizmug.