lightning rod

During long road trips, you may come across (or rather, they'll come across you) a lightning rod. It is basically a car which has one goal on the highway... to keep in the triple digits MPH. You'll discover them most likely riding your tail if your in the left lane.

The purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. Chances are, you aren't obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you'll want to be pushing around 80. Police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. Lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.
I followed the lightning rod while maintaining a steady 80 MPH until it eventually disappeared.
by The Sub February 25, 2005
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lightning dancers

A National-Champion dance team from Keller Texas. Perhaps the most bad as dance team ever.
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Greased Lightning

A cigarette that has been "greased" (dipped) in "lightning" (lean aka Promethazine with Codeine).
I always hit a Greased Lightning on my break, at work, to get a nice buzz going.
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Grease Lightning

To ejaculate onto ones hair, then, swirl it thus creating the John Travolta hair style, then when they look at you, say. " Electrifying!"
Last night while watching From Paris With Love, with my gf, we decided to have sex, then I missed her face and hit her hair, she was unhappy and twirled it by accident, and I laughed and said. "You look like John Travolta, Electrifying!"
haha, she was not happy. Thank you Grease Lightning.
by TreySongzz April 14, 2011
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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy
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cat lightning

Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.
Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.
by heptune February 03, 2006
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Asian lightning

n, one who possesses quick speed and is yellow skinned by nature, know as "asian lightning"
todays forcast is calling for, 20% of asian lightning
by maurus April 19, 2007
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