Ldarr

Goat porn. Porn for people starring goats.

Hey man, did you see that sick fetus in the ldarr last week?

by LdarrLover March 27, 2013

LDC

Large Diet Coke

Daryl-Ann loves LDC’s.

Chick Fil A has the best LDC.

by Hotpinkroo2u September 22, 2020

ldshadowladyluver

vee gives off very good vibes, shes an awesome mutual, and amazing content creator! they are so nice and very cool!! B)

Person 1: “hey! who are you talking to?”
Person 2: “ldshadowladyluver on tiktok! theyre so cool!!”

by mkitty26 July 6, 2021

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.

I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'

by weave August 10, 2003

LDT

Little dirty teeth

When someone has gross small unusually shaped teeth that haven't been brushed for a very long time and have food stuck in them and tar build up.

Girl 1: what do you think of that guy?

Girl 2: eww no have you seen his LDT? They're so disgusting I can't even think about him.

by The most honest person ever October 17, 2015

LD50

Sometimes used to describe the percentage of a woman's brain that is missing. The root of this comes from the abbreviation LD50 or Lethal Dose required to kill half of a population. In this case the LD stands for Lacking Discernment. Depending on the amount of brain missing, the number 50 can be substituted with any percentage greater than 50. Can be used in casual bar conversations so that no attention is drawn by the woman of topic.

Hey Ben, that girl is definitely LD50. She's so fucking stupid that I've caught her cheating on me 3 separate times and she still denies it!

by Bojangles0928 January 18, 2010

LDRS

LDR stands for"long distance relationship". Somebody who loves this kind of relationship and wants it to have, so looks for it, is called a LDRS(long distance relationship searcher).

Andrew is a ldrs. So,he is searching for a gf in another city.

by IranARS June 16, 2018