layoine

the annoying word that comes up in t9 when you try to text "Jazmine"

hey layoine wanna go blaze. Damn! i mean jazmine.

by shaniqa December 8, 2007

labbing

shortened-coloquialism for elaborating or an elaboration.
To elaborate the truth therefore to lie / be lying.

a. Verb: to lab; labbing
b. Noun: a lab.

a. John: I'm getting laid on friday!
Ryan: Quit labbing!

b. John: Kris told me he got head three times last night!
Ryan: Jeez, that's such a lab, you didn't believe him did you?

by Lou!s August 30, 2008

layline

Related to others by who you have slept with. If two guys have dated the same girl, chances are they are related by laylines.

Commonly used in the phrases "related by laylines" or "layline related"

I think that everybody in this world is layline related to Kevin Bacon!

by Shred October 10, 2004

layinvestiture

The practice of giving women gifts in order to have sex with her.

dude 1: Woah you bang'd that chick?
dude2: Yeah! I used layinvestiture on her!

by deadlysnyper April 6, 2009

Lyabin

A peculiar animal where school is its natural habitat, has the charataristics of a little man.

Is that loner nabed lyabin?

Yea thats him

by Danilko September 28, 2011

Lawbing

FANGIRLING or sobbing uncontrollably over Jennifer Lawrence

After Jen won an oscar, I was lawbing for 20 minutes.

by The Divergent Panda from Panem May 8, 2014

laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014