lawn boy

When you're screwing a girl doggie style, you put your 4 fingers right above her asshole, thumb pointing down. Then you take your thumb and "prime" her bunghole like a lawnboy lawnmower

I gave Jenny the old lawn boy last night. I primed her butthole 6 times!

by ElusiveH December 31, 2006

mow the lawn

Three words that, when put together, become a statement that is feared by many teens and kids.

Dad: Greg! Go mow the lawn!

Greg: Dad!! Im........ uummmmm............. using the bathroom!

by Drew0683 June 20, 2011

Lawn of the dead

The, usally well-kept and grassy, are outside public schools, libaries, supermarkets and take-away joints unwillingly populated by dead-beat, thick-as-shit students kicking cans and smoking during weekends. Occurs mostly in dull, sparsely populated towns with no cinemas.

Reference to the cult-zombie movie Dawn of the dead.

Gimmie and his mates have made their own lawn of the dead outside Supa-value, next to the bins. I hear Chanele offered him a blowie if he bought her a packet of fags. Bloody 'scalp turned her down.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

lawn fairy

used in place of field fairy. referring to a soccer player.

can also be a gnome.

Bill: Did you see that soccer player yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah i saw the lawn fairy.


Jillian: My mother put a lawn fairy in the flower garden yesterday. I don't know why she likes them.

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

lawn monkey

An illegal immigrant, especially from Mexico, working as a gardener.

Hey bro, lookie that ratty-ass pickup fulla lawn monkeys.

by Wordgasm September 3, 2003

lawn darts

Term used by High Powered Rocket Enthusiast to refer to the state of the rocket when the parachute fails to deploy.
It is not a good position for your rocket and usually causes considerate amount of damage. Very cool to watch as long as it's not your rocket and you haven't spent alot of cash and months building it.

Phhhhhhsssst...rocket takes off....Beautiful flight
It starts to curve down
Amateur Rocketeer: #*%@ my "chute" didn't fire! All my rockets turn into lawn darts!
Hits the earth cone first at a high rate of speed
Spectator: Man! That was cool!!!!!

by LeAnneC September 1, 2006

ass lawn

Hair on the ass. Either on the butt cheeks or close to the rectum.

-Dude, my girlfriend has a lot of ass lawn.
-Tell that bitch to shave!

by Assgina Man January 14, 2008