Osama Bin Ladin

One Dead Sick Bastard

Osama Bin Ladin is Dead!

by Thaylo May 24, 2011

Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

Landing Gear

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact

(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.

As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.

by Morris Packer December 6, 2007

Loading Zone

n. The region on a females anatomy on which semen is most commonly deposited.

For instance:
the lower back
the breasts
the eye
the ear
the mouth
the FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)
the abdomen

Suzy has an infection in her loading zone so the doctor perscribed her eye drops.

My friend Candy has a tramp stamp on her loading zone.

Pamela Anderson has an absurdly large loading zone.

by JustinHimmelbaum February 4, 2009

laying down the rape sword

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.

Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

by Popadamus January 13, 2010

Laying Ass

The act of taking a very heavy shit.

Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.

by Cpt. Thickens December 2, 2010