Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.

"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"

by seax February 28, 2012

krusty rabbi

The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.

My doctor says I need to limit my krusty rabbi intake.

by crusty butt pirate March 1, 2011

Krusty Slash

When lesbians scissors while both pussies are dry and krusty. Note that one lesbian has to be muscular and the other has to look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

“These two lesbians attracted to Sara thought of her while doing a Krusty Slash”

by bham69420 December 28, 2022

Krusty Karen

When a female hasn't showered for days and reaches down in her crotch/dirty pussy and smears the liquid from her fingers and genitalia onto another's face across their nose and mouth to let the stench roll for hours

Duuuude we were just being stupid and having fun... I gave her a wet willy and she gave me a disgusting krusty karen

by Dagladell4114 April 13, 2023

Krusty Krab

The act of drying out your partners vagina with a low heat blow dryer before inner coarse.

I hit her wit the krusty krab.

by Justjokesdontchoke September 4, 2023

Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.

`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.

by Krankh September 10, 2023

Krusty

To own a blue iPad that has been krustily deep fried in oil. If you have been named as a Krusty person, then people view you as someone who sheds a lot of bread crumbs.

"Why is he so Krusty?"

by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021