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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
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Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax February 28, 2012
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krusty monday

krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000.
"oi blad come w me to krusty mondys yh?" Troops
DT "nah fam ya get me ovs not"
Claude "Wenger out"
Ty "shut up cuz"
Robbie "init krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000. "
by bad man 69 x May 29, 2018
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krusty

Just another definition of looking EXTREMELY ugly or bad.
Me: Damn girl I look so freaking krusty today!

Friend: I know right! You look so krusty.
by ihaveligma July 24, 2018
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Krusty Krab

The act of drying out your partners vagina with a low heat blow dryer before inner coarse.
by Justjokesdontchoke September 4, 2023
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Krusty Krab

by THICK JUICY MEATS November 1, 2021
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Krusty Slash

When lesbians scissors while both pussies are dry and krusty. Note that one lesbian has to be muscular and the other has to look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
“These two lesbians attracted to Sara thought of her while doing a Krusty Slash”
by bham69420 December 28, 2022
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