Koont

The nice way of calling someone a kunt

That girl really is a koont

by JayGeeMoney February 22, 2011

Dirty Konstantina

Dirty Konstantina, is a sexual practice, where partner A pleases partner B (male) orally, partner B has to finish in his/her mouth after that partner A doesn't swallow the cum and proceedes kissing him and spitting the cum in his mouth

e.g.: "damn she wild I bet she would dirty konstantina me"
"Bro chill, she is not crazy it's not like she dirty konstantinas me!"
"What? u want me to dirty konstantina you? yeah that would be like 80$"

by bbyguuurl June 1, 2020

Dean Koontz

1. An ultraconservative, hack bestselling author with no discernible writing skills whatsoever, read (and defended) by semi-literate Neanderthals who consider his tripe "real good writin'." Books are characterized by stilted dialogue, senseless plotting, intrusive author's voice, messy tone, surface characterization, tired genre tropes, laugh out loud resolutions, and metaphors so sloppy they would make a six-year-old roll her eyes.

Read by your grandmother, your weird uncle, a couple of your friends and that slutty, weird girl you knew in high school and/or college. Also: read by people who wouldn't know real literature if a copy of "The Great Gatsby" fell out of the sky and knocked them unconscious.

2. Author whose best fortune came when a man named "Koontz" banged his mama, bestowing him with the name "Koontz," ensuring he would be shelved next to "King," a much superior writer in every sense of the word.

Dean: "I picked up a new Dean Koontz today at Walgreens for 50% off."

Steve: "My god! You didn't read it, did you?"

Dean: "Yes, and now I've got severe brain damage."

Steve: "I see your brains are spilling out of your ears. Let's get you to the ER."

Dean: "Yes, thank you. I promise not to read any more Dean Koontz books."

Steve: "Thank you. I will hold you to that."

by KingofCali008 December 29, 2010

konsta

The kind of person that lurks in shadows of his room all day and scares little girls with his shady appearance. Often misunderstood he is quite likeable guy if you get to know him, but that happens rarely as he never venture beyond the closes shop.

You remember the guy that looked like he raped your cat and has not showered for a week? The one that stared at your daughter/little sister strangely? yep, he is named Konsta

by konsta July 2, 2008

Koosh

The word that can be used as a replacement for anything.

I got so kooshed last last.

That car is so koosh
Let's get kooshed tonight

How about me,you and some koosh.

How about me,you and bottle of koosh.

I'm so kooshed. (Tired,drunk,fucked up,I'm hungry,ready)

**this word can replace anything **

by Jkooshed January 28, 2016

Kooshie

1.The act of being soft and comfortable, usually pertaining to the bottucks of a female, but is not restricted to females.

2.What a nice bottom should feel like. Usually this term is said when referencing a woman's bottom is in jeans.

1. Damn, Gina got a nice ass. Her shit is kooshie

2. Damn Gina, yo ass is kooshie. Lemme palm that shit a few mo times.

by Aligheri October 15, 2006

Koofters

slang for the fast food chain KFC

"wanna go get some Koofters?"

by Chris505 January 24, 2008