koolin

verb

Formally spelt as “coolin”, means to chill, stay to yourself, and peep shit.

“So we done?”
“Nah, jit im koolin”

by notaqxa November 27, 2018

The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by infection with the SARS-CoV-2 virus, aka the "novel coronavirus".

They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.

by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020

Kooft

Persian word for shit. However, other languages have incorperated it in their dialect.

Mom: Emrooz familet miad
Kid: Kooft...

by Aryan123321 April 4, 2009

Kofi Hayford

Amazing Roommate of Dim, just shaved his head today.

"hey kofi"
"hey Dim"

by Dim September 20, 2003

Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

by Bob321 March 19, 2007

koofies

in the game of basketball, to hit many shots in your opponents face.

Yesterday at the park i was shooting koofies in your face.

by Andres and Steve May 2, 2008

koolio julio

Basically a new hip way to say "cool." You see, the name "Julio" is used purely for rhyming purposes. It is cool because a) 'koolio' is ironic and hipster and b) 'Julio' rhymes with 'koolio,' and rhyming is cool.

Person A: Hey, I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food.

Person B: Koolio Julio.

Person A: *Finger guns*
Person B: *Finger guns back*

by qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnm January 16, 2017