Ticket Knitting

verb. -restaurant slang

The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.

"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.

by SauceComet August 20, 2022

Gay Knitting Era

The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.

"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"

by HarryThompson2004 September 26, 2022

Stinky Knitter

Definable as a woman who has become stinky due to her crusty white dog. Usually around 5 feet tall, dyed hair and has a Nintendo Switch.

“Did you hear she became a Stinky Knitter?”

“Yes, it must’ve been her stinky dog, Shadow.”

by stinkylaundrydetergent January 22, 2023

Reverse Knittle

When you have intercourse with such an atrocious person that your dick literally turns inside out.

That sex was so awful that I REVERSE KNITTLE’D

by Donkonio V2 March 2, 2025

Nairobi knitting circle

Where three or more people sit naked on the floor, toes interlocked, while pleasuring themselves and making clocking noises

My wife and I participated in a nairobi knitting circle with two other couples last night

by chops1015 January 16, 2026

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.

Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".

by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015