Bloody Helen Keller

When you're fisting a woman on her period, while doing sign language with the inserted hand.

If you're dating a blind girl (having her period) and she wants you to talk dirty to her while fisting her, the only way to do this is by the Bloody Helen Keller.

by Ace Feely January 28, 2007

Helen Keller

Playing a FPS game with the TV turned off, therefore being unable to see or hear what's happening in the game. The term comes from a woman from the past called Helen Keller who was blind and deaf.

Black Ops was getting fucking boring last night, so I went Helen Keller.

by Arblegif February 25, 2011

Helen Keller

When you cum in both of a girls eyes and ram your cock down her throat so she has trouble speaking.

I felt like a miracle worker when I gave Sarah the Helen Keller.

by Andy Strong February 14, 2006

Keller

Local name for one of the southwests largest alternative venues. (BierKeller)
Night spot is a mecca for most alternative people in the UK, have booked acts such as Nirvana, Gore, Reel Big Fish and Electric Six.
Holds a reputation within Bristol for being Moshing.
Is also reputed to be the last true alternative venue left in Bristol

Person1: Dude, you going to the Bierkeller tonight?

Person2: you sound like such a nube, it's Keller idiot

by The Truth (Partial) June 14, 2008

keller

(v)-to have sex with someone who is underage an regret it afterwards due to negative repercussions

Wow, I can't believe that you want to keller her, that's kinda risky don't you think?

by Mike jsihaiongadhsoih July 30, 2008

Hellen Keller

A drink that is generally consumed in the form of a shot. It consists of equal parts Gin and Tequila and is garnished with a lemon or lime.

Careful there, too many Hellen Keller's in one night can cause you to act like her the next morning!

by Xabu September 9, 2011

Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008