Keanu

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021

Keanu

The best name for the best person ever in my life. He is amazing, kind, caring, and lovable. He is funny and fun to be with. The way he carries our conversations makes me fall in love with him more. I love how his ears and nose go red whenever he is being complimented. He's shy sometimes but he gets playful and fun when you get to know him. He is a crybaby though, a clingy person, and energetic but that makes me love him more. He may appear intimidating because of his appearance but he is a softie when you get to know him lol.

Me: Keanu is so amazing, I love him so much. I love him I love him I love him-
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats

by mahiwagangbilaoniscara May 14, 2022

Keanu

Keanu is an amazing person he is loving and kind I was friends with him and trust me hold on to them Keanu’s can be mean if you make them mean but once you start to love him you will fall so hard he is the best and he prob;y will have an amazing sex life cause he is so very handsome

Girl 1 :Keanu is my best friend

Girl 2 : Bitch he is my bestfriend back tf off

by Your best friend yuliza November 3, 2020

Keanu

Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!

“Did you see Keanu was with Jordan?”
“She looks so inlove”
“Id be too”

by slandermander2345 May 4, 2022

Keanu

Keanus are absolutely the best guys in the world. They are so much fun to be around, but they are also loyal, reliable, and ambitious. They will make you laugh, and casually pop a ring on your finger in a few months of dating. Keanus are husband material. They're smart, make great theologians and finance bros. Everyone needs a Keanu in their life.

Girl 1 : My Keanu makes me laugh till I'm on the floor.

Girl 2 : Where can I get one of those?!

by holy_guac April 24, 2025

keanu

a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.

damnit keanu we all know youre gay

by glizzygobbler22 November 12, 2020

Keanu Kelly

Keanu Kelly is a person who plays minecraft alllllllllllllllll the time
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi

"Keanu Kelly is a big skill issue"
"Yeah i know right"

by dfjsufiusdbfdfcxa October 20, 2022