Keanu

Keanus are absolutely the best guys in the world. They are so much fun to be around, but they are also loyal, reliable, and ambitious. They will make you laugh, and casually pop a ring on your finger in a few months of dating. Keanus are husband material. They're smart, make great theologians and finance bros. Everyone needs a Keanu in their life.
Girl 1 : My Keanu makes me laugh till I'm on the floor.

Girl 2 : Where can I get one of those?!
by holy_guac April 24, 2025
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