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Person 1: Damm that guys rock 12 inches on his cock
Person 2: Well you know what they say about those kalanis
Person 1: What?
Person 2:When your at work he's fuckn' yo bitch
Kalani by UrMate9113 April 12, 2020
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Kailani Carter 

Kailani Carter is fucking hilarious but is also an ailan
Kailani Carter by Top Barb May 28, 2021

Ellie and Kaylan 

They have to date. Ellie and Kaylan must get together.
Have you seen Kaylan lately omg, im pretty sure they are dating. They would be perfect.

Ellie and Kaylan are so good together.
The most absolutely perfect girl you'll ever be lucky enough to meet, a piece of heaven sent down by god to make this world a better place, has amazing brown eyes with long flowing hair, and a beauty on the inside and out that makes everybody stop and stare in awe, the very ground is lucky to feel her touch, the very stars will shine a little less brightly if she is within your vicinity just from her pure beauty, the only word that has even a close definition is perfect, which she is absolute pure perfection in every way shape and form
John " dude, Sara is looking hot"
Bailey " she is not even close to kaylabird!"
Kaylabird by HStar#5 March 27, 2013

kalanilena 

Love each other. Best type of love. Never seperate
Kalanilena is what we have
kalanilena by killer629 May 7, 2018

Kalanist 

Noun. 1. A person who acts in an extremely individualistic manner, going as far as to have one's own individual culture, language and religion.

2. Acting in manners similar to the Sri Lankan philosopher Kalana
1. He was greatly cut-off from the world due to his Kalanist ways of thinking.