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He is the realest Muthaphuk'n G
Person 1: Damm that guys rock 12 inches on his cock
Person 2: Well you know what they say about those kalanis
Person 1: What?
Person 2:When your at work he's fuckn' yo bitch
by UrMate9113 April 12, 2020
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