kafooster

Senseless talk; babble; bullshit

Don't pay attention to all the kafooster going around about promotions.

by Paul Kusinitz January 23, 2003

Karaoke Roulette

When you force a guy (or girl) to sing the worst karaoke song you can think of to test how much they might like you and to test the probability of taking them home.

She played karaoke roulette and made him sing "If You See Him, If you See Her" by Reba McEntire and Brooks and Dunn and he still made out with her!

by missbksn January 11, 2012

karfizzlenuff

a loud explosion

my car karfizzlenuffed this morning

by poolypilly June 2, 2009

Karlos

fat neek that gets no girls and is a loser!!!!

also is from brazil (ew)

oh my god is that karlos? stay away from him he stinks and gets no girls

by sniperzz69 February 19, 2022

singing into the pink karaoke machine

Giving head, a blowjob

That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine

by Nabomb July 31, 2007

car park karaoke

Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob

We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

karaoke cover

A lame and seemingly pointless cover-version of a song that contributes nothing to the original, nor lends anything artistically unique on the part of the covering musician, but sounds like someone merely performing a karaoke rendition of the original work.

Not to be confused with really funny-bad crimes against art, such as William Shatner's cover of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

"Have you heard Blake Shelton's version of Michael Buble's 'Home'? What a karaoke cover!"

by Cinzi May 1, 2008