(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.
1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
by vetusvates November 26, 2007
Jose a mexican tamale maker who is a swinger. Quite the chubby chaser too. He sees a FUPA and he's there. Loves any and all sluts just like America is about give me your tired and poor.. Joses' motto is give me your whores of all shapes and sizes, diseases dont matter one cannot be picky. Titties and pussy (blue or not) is still titties and pussy. Most Joses' have no moral code and are a disgrace to everyone around them. If you hear the words "mmm smells like pussy in here" you know you've just met a Jose. Joses' are known to occasionally dabble in making phone sex/ voice recordings of themselves. Bottom line Joses' are the worst of the lot. Dirty little perverted man whores, who are sexist against women, that have no srtandards or morals of any kind and usually die of venereal diseases. If you meet a Jose run. But to be fair most Joses' are closet romantics. Don't be fooled!
Example: Hi my name is Jose and I'm going to act all mean and dickish, then be nice to you to get down your pants with the sole intention of giving you an STD so that you'll be stuck with me forever.
by Adolfs minge September 27, 2012
by Lesly cn October 28, 2019
A Jose is a great basketball player, runs track, is lightskin, likes girls, and is very good looking
Jose is very cute
by Journalist_01 March 15, 2017
pussy, crybaby, meshhead, obsessed with adrienne, lean, rick and morty, grapes, baby bottle, jealous, crazy, overthinker, wants to date adrienne but adrienne blows him off
man that nigga a jose. he keep slidin in my dms on some "go hang out with your other dudes" bullshit
by adriennesuckscock February 01, 2018
1. A guy who dupes in Minecraft
2. Has really bad WiFi and lags out of parties quite often often diagnosed as JIV
3. Sweats a lot in any game he plays has a collection of over 10000 sweatbands which he handwashes every month
4. Smells weird
2. Has really bad WiFi and lags out of parties quite often often diagnosed as JIV
3. Sweats a lot in any game he plays has a collection of over 10000 sweatbands which he handwashes every month
4. Smells weird
by Ohifell June 25, 2019
by Brad Stover December 14, 2019