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jonas brothers

proof that god hates the human race
by 666hater666 May 29, 2009
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frankie jonas

the youngest brother to the Jonas Brothers; the Jonas Bonus. the MAN. A studmuffin and not to mention in the process of becoming as attractive as his brothers Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas.
Frankie Jonas is pro at getting attention from older girls from his adorableness.
by pineapplegrl080 January 2, 2008
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Jonas Creeper

Creeping on the Jonas Brothers. Usually a parody of scary fan girls.
"The brothers better watch out for those Jonas Creepers"

Joe: Have you seen my socks?
Kevin: No. I think Nick stole them.

"Nick, run! I spy Creepers!"
by KPJ2 January 14, 2009
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jonas brothers

pretty much a boy band which consists of joe, kevin, and nick jonas. they ain't that great. most of their fans are little girls that think they're going to marry one of the jonas brothers, but i bet they probably wouldn't even make eye contact.
they also think that they have "ANGELIC" voices, even though i think they sound like squealing pigs, or screaming when they get their balls chopped off.
jonas brother's fan: OH EM JAAAYYY! I LAAHVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, THEY HAVE VOICES LIKE ANGELS!

non-jobro fan: ...you need help bitch.
by sayshwat? June 24, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

An untalented, overrated band consisting of Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas who all claim to have 'purity rings' and be virgins, yet they still sell sex to little girls. They are under one of the tightest contracts that Disney has to offer, so they will continue to sell sex to little girls as long as they live.
OMGGGZZ I LUV ZE JONAS BROTHERS!!!1111 NICK IZZ MY FAVORITE!
by Velvette August 25, 2009
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Nick Jonas Power Moment

-Adjective

A section found in almost every Jonas Brothers' song (A band of brothers originating from New Jersey) where the youngest Jonas Brother, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, sings, using a large portion of his soul and guts, inducing thousands of fan-girls to tears.
Can't have you: "So tell me what we're fighting for, cause you know that the truth means so much more..."

Sorry: "Filled with sorrow filled with pain, knowing that I am to blame, for leaving your heart out in the rain..."

Don't Charge me for the crime: "I throw him out of the car, I say, you know me well. I'm not going to jail, I'm not paying your bail..."

These are all Nick Jonas Power Moments.
by Nick-Jonas-Fan September 13, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

a three person band who wear extremely tight skinny jeans to make it look like their dick is bigger than it actually is.
Kayla: Who are those people, and why are their jeans so tight?

Karolina: Those are the Jonas Brothers...duh!
by Knightsarecoolx12 May 3, 2009
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