jonas brothers 

Over hyped teenie-bopper band advocated by the Disney Channel. Contains not a iota of talent but is still liked because of the supposed "smexiness" of the members. Can be proven false by the size of their eyebrows.

"Like, oh my god! Did you see that Jonas Brothers fan vid?"

"Like, no. I was watching Twilight fan vids listening to Hannah Montana. I'll look later."

~12 year old girls

jonas brothers by Aerii October 8, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

Sexual position in during a gay threesome where the three males fall asleep in a triangle each with someone elses cock in their mouth

While on tour, The Jonas Brothers (Nick, Joe and the other one) had a Jonas Brother, after they fell asleep 5 minutes past their bedtime :O

Jonas Brothers by Brandouche11 March 9, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

(n.) A homosexual band from Wyckoff (wha-k-off) New Jersey; used to brainwash teenage girls; made famous from a Christain rock radio station

they also like to lipsync music on-stage and let Disney Inc. take money from little girls (or their rich parents; in the case thier spoiled)

Related Entries: "OJD" - Obsessive Jonas Disorder - a fake disease that millions of teenage Jonas Brothers Fans claim to have; another lame creation of Disney Inc.

Straight Man 1: Dude, have you seen that group of gay men called the Jonas Brothers?

Faggot 1: Yea man, they're soooo cool.

(Straight man 1 punches Faggot 1 in the face and walks away.)

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Pleading Mother 1: Oh doctor, my daughter claims to suffer from OJD !

Doctor 1: Is this true little Sally?

Little Sally: Yes doctor! I'm sick with love!

Doctor 1: There's only one cure to this, simply pay me $100 to go take out those 3 bastards.

Pleading Mother 1: Oh here! Anything to end this !

Jonas Brothers by Urb4nD1ct10n4ry; Editor July 4, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!

'what's the gayest thing in the world?'

'those fagots called the jonas brothers'

Jonas Brothers by fghhjhujk8k77 October 29, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

One of the worst things to ever come out of New Jersey... and thats sayin somethin. Clearly a product of the syringe tide. Notice how everyone saying they're good has to defend their own credibility vehemently?

omfg jonas brothers are sOoO guud, an im not one uv their little 12 year old fangirls!! im 13 1/2!!!!111!!!!

Jonas Brothers by Thhe Joe October 7, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

The trio of brothers, who made their success by being overly queer which appealed to all of the young girls who love Hanah Montana, the Jonas Brothers should be shot or kicked in the teeth repeatedly until they can actually sing.

Jessica: The Jonas brothers were awesome at their concert last night!

Timmy: What the fuck? Bitch go get your ears checked before I kick the shit out of you!

Jonas Brothers by John Hancockk October 20, 2008

jonas brothers 

some bubble gum pop band that came from my hometown of wyckoff new jersey. their main fan base consists of girls between ages 9 - 19. nick is the only one that has any talent. even though they are considered by many (and by many i mean teenage girls) the best thing since sliced bread, they are not even that good. metallica is way better.

group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay

jonas brothers by tij April 6, 2008