Jing the thing

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.
"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020
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Suat jing

Suat Jing is a kind, smart lady who will always help those who are in need of help... A very sporty woman who will always be in love with the one she love the most.
by Suat Jing November 23, 2021
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Jing-jang

1. Julie was so turned on by the size of Brandon's jing-jang.

2. Danielle stood naked in front of Chris, the inside of her jing-jang getting moist.

3. Joe and Theresa jing-janged all night long.
by Gigi Coker April 30, 2018
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jing jang

Mom: "Brian stop grabbing your jing jang!"
by Jared Manternach March 04, 2018
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Jinging

Whenever you and another individual dig up a close deceased Relative (Said relative must be uncircumcised) and harvest their Foreskin to knit quilts and other things of that nature. You can also use the newly harvested Foreskin to Dock, by Sewing the patchy Foreskin to you and said other persons own Penises as a connector (resembling that of a Chinese finger trap) and Going forwards and backwards as you would when doing traditional docking techniques.
Hey Baylor do you want to go Jinging with me tonight? My Uncle just recently passed away.
by BigStinkySock December 19, 2024
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jing kai

just a guy with no dick and weird
jing kai no dick
by sum smat gai July 31, 2022
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Jing-Ning

Jing-Ning is the type of woman you can't spend life without! She is caring and loyal and will never spill your secrets for fun. She is wonderful, beautiful, smart and HILARIOUS!! Can't go wrong with a Jing-Ning. As they say #Jing-a-Jong
Person 1: she told him I killed his father!
Person 2: Omg she pulled a Jing-Ning!
by UrbanDictionnaryModerater34 October 06, 2023
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