jibber

A uneducated country person, characterized by their incomprehensible accent, and failure to talk about anything other then their Ford pick-up truck. Frequently use phrases such as "Yeah, bud!", or "Git-r-done!" Are also known to exhibit a southern accent despite living above the Mason-Dixon line.

See also: Redneck, breeder

That jibber only talks about his F-350 and chronically regurgitates quotes from Larry the Cable Guy.

jibber by Slick Willy April 18, 2005

jibber

a person who is on crystal meth/speed (aka jib) usually seen riding around town on a bike with a trailer attached hauling a huge load of junk (which is usually stolen)

Watch where you're going, the ghetto is jibber territory

jibber by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Jabber Jaw 

The most annoying cartoon character ever made in the history of human existance. A talking shark/drummer.

Jabber Jaw is a mother fucking queer bait.

Jabber Jaw by lao March 29, 2005

poo jabber 

When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus.

Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Suspect: Hahahahah
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!

poo jabber by adam096 December 21, 2009

low key jibber 

a joint of marijuana that is smoked without telling friends, as to get more weed to yourself.

"Ey bro lets get in a low key jibber just me n you, dont tell rob, his fatass will bogart the J."

low key jibber by Dane Galeesak July 3, 2008

Jabber 

One who is generally sleazy, sneaky, and cunning, soley for his benifit.

Origin: In old english, a "Jabber" was a horny man who would try to quickly "jab" his penis into any hole or crevice often victimising women and even other men who were unaware but left with an icky, creepy feeling.

There's something about her boyfriend I don't like. He seems like a bit of a jabber.

Jabber by Dude Man December 29, 2004

Jibber

(Jibbing/Jibbed)

A person who promises to turn up to events, and either pulls out at the last minute, or just doesn't show.

Ryan:Is Gareth gonna show up at any point tonight?

Rob: Doubt it...that Jew bastards a right Jibber.

Jibber by SuperGinge September 9, 2009