To hoard money, and even if you have a lot of money, you're really cheap, acting as if you barely have any. When friends ask you for money, you don't give them any, and when you have to go somewhere, you'll barely scrape enough change together to afford it, even though you've got plenty of money.
"Hey Dan, can i borrow 10 bucks?" "nope" "But you're a millionaire, i swear i'll pay you back, i just have to make rent this month" "Sorry, haven't got any myself, you'll have to ask someone else".
"Hey John, stop Jewing so much"
"Are you going to Jew me again?"
"Hey John, stop Jewing so much"
"Are you going to Jew me again?"
by Johnson Lonsons July 8, 2020
Allegedly, a "white", "European" humanoid. In reality an Armenian raised to the dizzying heights of godlike conceit.
by Marshall Lentini May 23, 2007
Person of the faith of Judaism. They belive that they are the chosen people of god and all others, or non jews are gentiles and are put on the earth to serve people of the jewish faith/jewish blood. Are often stereotyped for being rich.
by fr8train April 20, 2006
Dude he looks like a jew.
He's not though.
What do you mean? I heard he was.
He practices judaism, but he doesn't have jewish blood. So he's like a non-jew-jew. Haha.
Whatever dude, he's still a jew.
He's not though.
What do you mean? I heard he was.
He practices judaism, but he doesn't have jewish blood. So he's like a non-jew-jew. Haha.
Whatever dude, he's still a jew.
by Spunk Ransomm March 27, 2009
Pretending to be Jewish. Basically being an asshole, wearing those goofy glasses with the fake nose and mustache, and having a big nose.
Josh - "Let's go Jewing today!"
Hammy- "Are you high? I don't want to be a Jew."
"Tom was Jewing last night. This always happens when he is drunk"
Hammy- "Are you high? I don't want to be a Jew."
"Tom was Jewing last night. This always happens when he is drunk"
by !@#$me July 6, 2009
by A_Heitert March 8, 2008
Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.
by Mr.Finklestein October 5, 2011