A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
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Jethro is racist and hates black people or any people of color although he is a jolibee muncher. He continuously begs for it as if he is homeless and is dying of hunger. He also loves potato corner for some reason and is just like the supermarket jetro! People think hes gay but apparently hes straight?
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Get the Jethro mug.Someone who is very intelligent, using long words in every sentence such as niggardly and brolic, but is a very smelly individual. Having earwax dribbling out of his ear and toenails that will make you screech. You see this person walking down the hallway towards you, forcing you to run as fast as possible in the opposite direction. He has a force-field around him that rejects him from every pussy and/or tit in the same building. Although he is very stinky, he is a very nice person who is always a teacher's pet. We hate Jestro.
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