Jerrnie

New term for beautiful but for men.
Manly term for beautifulness.

You look jerrnie today.

by Yokiiii September 21, 2018

Jerkin’ the ween

A term most famously used by the YouTube sensation that is Peter cane dog training meaning jacking off a “ween”

“She put me on the floor and started jerkin’ the ween”

by Wing wong man June 8, 2021

Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

by MissLadySky June 20, 2016

Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Rage Jerking

Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair

Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.

by Moistio2 October 13, 2017

3DS Jerking

When one’s electronic devices get stolen except for an old Nintendo 3DS XL while being unnaturally horny. Their only option is to navigate to their preferred pornography site on said 3DS and masturbate under a bed without lubricant ejaculating into a sock.

Person 1: Bro my Dad took my phone last night and I had to beat my meat so bad.
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!

by onlybenjamins November 5, 2019

Confederate Jerking

When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.

I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit

by Longford Lover no#1 October 3, 2023