drunk jealous 

When everyone around you is way drunker and having an awesome time but you're not drunk enough

All my friends were laughing at random things but I didn't get it because I didn't drink as much. I got drunk jealous.

drunk jealous by Tarpon September 14, 2015

closet jealous 

The act of being a jealous person, but not letting others know you are

"Ugh, she's so pretty!"
"I know, I'm closet jealous of her."

closet jealous by SaltySalmon79 August 6, 2017

Peanut Butter and Jealous 

A strong feeling of envy over another's delicious-looking PB&J sandwich.

The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.

Peanut Butter and Jealous by BradleyAdamnit September 19, 2011

so flat the walls are jealous 

When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.

Kelsey is so flat the walls are jealous!
That girl over there is so flat the walls are jealous.

so flat the walls are jealous by Leixand XV July 31, 2007

pussy jealous 

Someone who doesn't let others get near girl he has, had or want's to have. He tries to have the chosen female all for himself and tries to alienate her from others.

- No! Don't look at Betty like that, she's mine!

- Man, your just pussy jealous.

pussy jealous by black vadi July 6, 2008

scanda-jealous skank bitch 

a girl who acts scandalously towards a person out of jealousy. the girl is jealous because her significant other is still in love with their ex-girlfriend. in result the "scanda-jealous skank bitch" talks shit about the ex-girlfriend because she is so jealous that she can never be her!!!

Its not my fault your girlfriend still wants me you scanda-jealous skank bitch! so go ahead, cry me a river; and then, build a bridge and get over it!

scanda-jealous skank bitch by {{.dat.bad.one.}} September 4, 2010

don't be jealous of a dead fish 

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless

- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

don't be jealous of a dead fish by trippy trip February 27, 2023