Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.

Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...

by Foxy McHound December 29, 2018

Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 23, 2022

Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.

Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.

by memerrrrr August 14, 2011

Jealous-Type

A word men termed for ladies to misdirect them when they are caught in a lie or called out for having multiple women

Girl; Why can’t I ever reach you after 9pm
Guy: I go to bed early, I see you’re the jealous-type huh?

by Tambercue February 04, 2024

Jealous jack

Basically a jealous bald man who can’t be happy for his friends demon ways

Nathan is a jealous jack and basically is a bot and can’t appreciate picks movement

by Sir pickles March 19, 2022

Bi-jealous

When your partner is so fine that you get jealous of either of the two sexes.

Bruh! She even gets mad when I’m talking to a male bartender. She bi-jealous!

by Jerry Fanthom January 27, 2024

hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2018