(Two Guys at a club)
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
by noshame August 29, 2014
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Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.
by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010
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He was approached by an unknown female but rerouted her attempt because he didn't want to feel the wild Jazzy come out in his girlfriend.
Jasmine was all sweet and cute until her BF did her wrong then she turned into a wild Jazzy.
Jasmine was all sweet and cute until her BF did her wrong then she turned into a wild Jazzy.
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by The Real Detective June 23, 2025
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Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
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Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017
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when she gets mad or triggered there is no way back
when she gets mad or triggered there is no way back
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