January 14

If your born on this day, you are very pretty. Have daddy long legs. You’re very smart, top of the class sometimes. And you have some really good friends.

Guy: Wassup girly
Guy 2: Dude she is born on January 14
Guy: Oh shoot, sorry girl, you wanna date

January 14 by Judo girly November 14, 2019

January 14

Tell a girl she’s beautiful or pretty etc.

Girl: it’s January 14 go tell a girl she’s pretty

Other girl: alright

January 14 by anonymous January 13, 2021

January 14

January the 14th is get freaky day

Did you know today was January 14

“Me” yeah already sent out my freaky text

January 14 by Livelifeup October 15, 2019

January 1st 

Birthday of the most creative person ever. They are the type of people that will get used to anything and is the nice to everyone no matter what. They maintain a surface level positive attitude even in the worst situations. Go give this person a hug, they'll need it cause they hate their birthday even though it's sounds like the best since it's on January 1st.

Person: January 1st is the best day ever to have a birthday!!!
Birthday Boy/Girl: Wrong...

January 1st by HydroPath October 20, 2019

January 14th 

Please Your Girlfriend Day
It's the day for all men and/or women to give their girlfriend's all the pleasure they want. No matter what.

Go make your ladies happy.

"Hey, today's January 14th!"

"Yeah, I gotta go home and please my girlfriend. It's her day!"

January 14th by lizzyallyalmz October 17, 2019

January 10th 

The best mom ever was born on this day so if it's your mom's birthday on this day give her a hug and tell her she's the badist bitch ever and the best person ever

Hey what's your birthday Mom?
January 10th why?
Your the best mom alive!

January 10th by Epic man 2020 November 23, 2019

January 13 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 13
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"

January 13 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019