Jagger

Jagger is hyperbole to describe big dickness. As famous philosopher max lee once said, there are 6 main stages to penis size - "extra smol, smol, medium, large, extra large, and jagger". Jagger is the epitome of sexiness and big dickness and some say his dick is even bigger than Ju Han's (7.88878e+9 inches). His cock is so thick it could be used as a river dam. His balls are so big that he can solve the water crisis with his semen production. He cums so fast he can solve the energy crisis by attaching a water turbine to his dick. Jagger is so sexy and sexy is so jagger. neeeeh.

"Bro, you actually have a jagger dick. I can see it poking out of your pants."

by redcreeper947 March 17, 2021

Jagger

He's got the moves

Jagger absolutely breakin it down
Timothy: "Aw man I wish I had moves like Jagger"

by The_Verminator January 13, 2023

Jagger

Blow job queen

I was with that Jagger last night l. She sucked me dry

by Flyingtacoman September 23, 2023

Jagger

That one heartbreaker🥺

Hey, isn’t Jagger the one who hurt you ?

by AlYviA WiSdOm🥺🦋❤️‼️ January 27, 2020

Jagger

that one typical heartbreaker everyone hates😌

“fuck you jagger”

by AlYviA WiSdOm🥺🦋❤️‼️ April 20, 2020

Jagger Pineda

one gay ass boy, has a chode and looks like the fifth ninja turtle who has an extra chromosome lmao

EW, who would want to be like a jagger pineda
Jaggy is a faggy

by poist manties June 1, 2020

Jagger Miller

Describing someone who is “him” or “that guy” when it comes to doing great things in any category

Wow, that guy is almost like Jagger Miller!

by Theupperclassmen July 13, 2022