Jadead

When someone hits your balls from the back while shouting "I am playing Tennis!!"

Guy: I was leaning over the bed about to charge my phone before bed then she Jadead me.
Guy 2: Damn man that must of hurt

by TheRedPikachu January 14, 2021

Jader

Good companion with profound knowledge on music, art, literature and radical political views. Jader is a unique friend you can’t find elsewhere! I have a Jader and I won’t trade him for any other chap. He acts like a giant cat and is adorable in his own ways!

A: Have you seen Jader?
B: No… he’s probably at the smoking corner with a bottle of Vodka.

by Lemonbutter69 December 12, 2022

keeley-jade

derives from the ancients word 'chelik yad'meaning the most beautiful object in the universe.

i really want keeley-jade

by itsyouradmirer November 30, 2010

the jade palace

A desirable woman's vagina, particularly the clitoris, and a euphemism for sex.

After three months of dating she finally opened the gates to the jade palace.

by Schproing November 17, 2016

ella-jade

Ian acctually the most gorgeous girl ever, absolutely beautiful.
Everyone loves her
She’s perfect in every way and if you have her your the luckiest guy in the world

Ella-jade is perfect

by JRsnow- June 29, 2018

The Bronze Jade

The Bronze Jade is an NBA celebrity currently playing for the LA Lakers. He has a net worth of over 1 billion dollars and is one of the best Players in the league.

Person 1: Who tf is The Bronze Jade
Person 2: kys

by FemboyLover_WasTaken September 19, 2022

Jade moment

A Jade moment is where you say something that you think is hilarious.. which results in an awkward silence because nobody else found it funny.

Named after Jade Holden of Alcalali/Manchester.
Named by her friend Becky.

Person 1: CAT AIDS!!
Everyone else: -Silence-
Person 2: Jade moment!

by PleaseDontHurtMeJade May 11, 2008