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Israeled

When that narcissist moves in your house too soon after you meet, (particularly in the winter because sleeping on a bench at this time of year won’t suffice) and sometime down the line he has to be removed by the police because he refuses to leave after he abuses you to no end; takes ownership of you, your soul, your house, he even tries sleeping with your neighbour and your sister too, that’s how entitled he is while stealing your money, lying to you, triangulating you with his mother and his dog too; gaslighting you, isolating, and smear campaigning against your person to make you look like you’re the crazy and abusive one.
Darling I’m sorry to say but I think you’ve been Israeled by a hobosexual.
by 8e8 December 27, 2023
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Being given the opportunity to be who you are, practice what you believe in, and be loved for it… all while being the scapegoat for all of the world’s problems.
When you go to a restaurant and pay a friend’s bill, the table next to you complains that you didn’t pay their bill too. While they complain, they accidentally spill their drink, and then blame you for being the cause of their spilled drink. You were Israeled for being kind to your friend.
by Bananamama December 27, 2023
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It's a ridiculous antisemitic word. You all have lost your minds! Maybe there should be a word like Pallyied as Palestinians have their own agenda being petrified under Hamas they have to lie how they are being treated or off with their heads. When you're Pallyied a good example is a Palestinian will spit in your eye and tell you it's raining so then you have been pallyied! Clever isn't it?
When a Muslim spitz in your eye and tells you it's raining! You've been pallyied because Israeled is not a word
by live in peace December 27, 2023
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Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.
"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."
by MathProf December 27, 2023
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When you are living somewhere for centuries and your cousins peacefully move in without stealing anything and the "non-cousins" declare war on you — and then you (regrettably) fuck them up. QQ
Dont declare war on civilians or you"ll get Israeled.

Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.

Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
by whenyoucauseyourownsuffering December 27, 2023
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During the international conference, the speaker highlighted the unique political landscape of the region, stating, 'Israel is the only democratic state in the Middle East, which plays a crucial role in the geopolitical dynamics of the area.'
by Amisraelhai December 27, 2023
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Hamas has been Israeled
by xionism December 27, 2023
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