cell phone

An annoying device(yet useful for emergency only)that you see someone speaking into or screaming into everytime you go to Walmart, the mall, on a work break, and most irritating, in a public computer lab or movie theater.
Scene: Movie Theater
*Loud Annoying Ringtone Ringing* Idiot answers softly, "Hello?" Then loudly, "Hello!! I can't hear you....call me back, eh ok bye." *Loud Ringing AGAIN*, "HEY BABY WHATS UP.(everyone in the room turns to the Idiot) "NOTHING IM JUST HERE WATCHING A MOVIE....(laughs at movie line) "WHAT?? SHUT THE F* UP! HE WENT TO SAN ANTONIO? REALLLYYYYYY....WHEN???" (about 3 people sssssshhhhhh him, and 1 girl curses at him)

Ah, that drives me insane. If one is going to have a personal convo please go outside. I own a cell phone but I don't want everyone knowing my business so I respect and talk somewhere else or at least softly and not grab everyone's attention. Is one that lonely that they need to create so much noise? I also pay to watch a movie and not to listen to some dumbo talking to his "baby's mama."
by rockstarhk April 24, 2006
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G-Cell

An obese person who requires gastric bypass.
Brian's aunt susan was a G-Cell until she had Gastric Bypass and now shes just a regular cell.
by Dennis McPhearson January 01, 2008
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cancer cells

Fortnite players, also could be used for naming a cell for a disease called cancer
Hey Jack, have you seen the cancer cells anywhere?
Nope, I think they're over in Science class right now.
Okay, just tell me if you see them anywhere.
by Shmorgon July 22, 2019
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Perfect-Cell

F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS, N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS. My point Perfect-Cell sounds like Plankton.
Perfect-Cell, is he that one dude from Dragon Ball Z Abridged?
by AlfxSeijin September 29, 2020
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cell phone

A portable cancer-causing device that works by sending deadly radiation through a person's ear.
Cellphone drivers are brain-deficient.
by Anonymous April 07, 2003
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cell phone

that guy with the cell phone ahead of us is going 25 mph in a 70 mph zone
by onlyonebowman January 21, 2008
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Dead cells

A game that makes you want to kill someone
Person1: can't believe I just died to a dumb fucking skeleton with the big sword in dead cells I'm going to kill person 2
Person2: bro what
by Dead cells enjoyer December 26, 2022
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