Ipad Kid

Quackity. That's literally all I'm going to fucking say.

Quackity: Does absolutely nothing.
Chat: IPAD KID

by OpheliaBee May 15, 2023

teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted

Omg Kelly. It's teds iPad

by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016

iPad Spinner

A type of cashier who’s biggest job, now that cash payments are rare, is to spin the iPad around for you to complete your payment and give them an exorbitant tip for this “service.”

The iPad Spinner stared at me while I had to choose either a 20%, 25%, and 30% tip.

by HenryHill69 November 1, 2023

IPad Neck

Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.

Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".

by Aaploverrated March 12, 2012

iPad Fondling

When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.

Person 1: Did you hear Jane iPad fondling at the party last night?

Person 2: Yeah it was so annoying!

by IPad Fondler September 11, 2011

iPad Spinner

A type of cashier whose biggest job, now that cash payments are rare, is to spin the iPad around for you to complete your payment and give them an exorbitant tip for this “service.”

The iPad Spinner stared at me while I had to choose between a 20%, 25%, or 30% tip.

by HenryHill69 November 1, 2023

IPad Kid

An IPad kid is a kid who is on their IPad all day everyday. They lack social skills and are very rude when you ask them a question. Their IPads are cracked and cheeto dust stained too. They usually watch rainbow friends, roblox, cocomelon, and probably elsagate since most likely their parents don't give a shit about them.

L: My sibling is always on their ipad and have speech delay, he's a fucking IPad Kid.

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 17, 2023