Alf-ing

Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF

Omar wanted to try Alf-ing last night, but the nose came out too small.

by Jacecakes May 12, 2020

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

beerpong-ing

to go out and get drunk playing beer pong.

"i got super shhhwasted this weekend while pong-ing it up with my old beer buddies"

"i got drunk off my rear end, all because i just had to go beerpong-ing!"

by Tynaa&Shootaa April 1, 2008

fifa-ing

The act of playing fifa (the football game on ps3, pc, xbox, wii etc)

Dude: Hey man what are you doing??

Guy: Fifa-ing bro.

Dude: Ahh jelly.

fifa-ing

by marzipoo September 28, 2012

Hazlehoff-ing

The act of a wedgie and a guillotine choke applied to a single person at the same time

He was so drunk that he never saw the hazlehoff coming. I grabbed his underwear and gave him a huge wedgie while my friend gave him a guillotine choke.

He was fighting back while we were Hazlehoff-ing him, but he couldn't do anything about it.

by TheRealMarcusAurelius September 30, 2014

Canada-ing

When you buy a bottle of maple syrup shaped as a maple leaf, keep the receipt, proceed to cover said receipt in maple syrup and stick it on someones forehead. Then smash the bottle over their head.

-BRO, I spun a mans headtop with a Canada slam.
-Man...You know Canada-ing is illegal. We live in Nunavut.

by Grand Slam Canada King Kong November 20, 2018

Loki-ing

The act of swiftly changing your personalities into either one of your 174 other ones. People who do this got their profile picture on Pinterest just to catfish.

Yo did you see Prooved Loki-ing last night?

by UwU Master 69 420 XD October 14, 2020