Jiffy

No, It's not the stupid peanut butter, it means that you will cover you dick and butt hole with stupid jello than rub it against your crushes face. True Romance.

hey dude, "What?" I have just did something. "What?" Jiffy. "Wait....... Ok?.."

by aaaaaa12@ January 23, 2020

pickle jiffy

When ones penis finds itself in a jar of peanut butter

Eric Armentrout from Salem Virginia drunkinly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023

Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

Jiffy

Being somewhere real quick

I’ll be there in a jiffy to give them all a stiffy

by SKEET SKEET MF DAWG April 16, 2019

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

qwiffy jiffy

Taking jiffy corn bread putting it in the vigina, then qwef it out

Jen likes to qwiffy jiffy ounce a week.

by Malaos3 March 21, 2017

Jiffy

A vessel used in cleansing one’s nether regions upon completion of the act of evacuating the bladder or bowel.

Dude, I need the Jiffy stat!

by Wills Library September 11, 2020