Jiffy

A form of peanut butter that was turned into jif after years of realization that no one will ever call it jiffy again

I have a whole jar of jiffy in my cabinet

by IM GEY February 14, 2018

Jiffy

An actual measurment of time

Oh man, i wasted a jiffy, runs dead

by OrangeCougarSphere March 19, 2023

Jiffy

A gay Syrian sandal slapper that wants Russians to anally penetrate him

Jiffy the Syrian sandal slapper was taken by a Putin look alike from behind

by Skunk runner January 17, 2018

Jiffy

No, It's not the stupid peanut butter, it means that you will cover you dick and butt hole with stupid jello than rub it against your crushes face. True Romance.

hey dude, "What?" I have just did something. "What?" Jiffy. "Wait....... Ok?.."

by aaaaaa12@ January 24, 2020

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

no jiffy

360 rice crispy waves spreaded around

Yo G yo shit spinnin fr fr no jiffy all kiz

by bwllt March 08, 2022

Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.

by Badidea2234 September 17, 2021