Student ID

You're muthafuckin identification card. The greatest goddamn thing in the world. You want to be fucking identified? That fucker can identify your ass! Do you feel an unresistable urge to bitch slap the hell out of a hoe? Take that fucking ID and Slap dat bitch! Mutha Fuck the Police when you have that swag ass ID on you. You forget your drivers license at a satanic ritual! Prove yourself through this piece of fucking plastic shit. Do you want to fuck shit up as a motherfucking ninja?!?!?!?!?!? Fucking throw that bitch ass motherfucking shit card at someone's godforsaken ass! IF YOU HAVE DAT STUDENT IDEA, YOU CAN SLIDE INTO THE DM'S OF ANY BODACIOUS BABE. LEGIT THE MOST FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKING SHOT OF ALL TIME

Greg: Hey you're a hoe ass bitch. :) lel

You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"

Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG

by AnalSpasm October 6, 2015

ID-GAS

Short for "I don't give a shit"

Gandhi's non-violence is old school now. Teens these days follow the principle of ID-GAS

by underh2oman May 25, 2010

ide gas

a sentence that “gasers” use to express their happines over something

1. gaser: yooo i told that lgbtq+ person to go die in a ditch
2. gaser: IDE GASSS, RESIII

by ultimativnabuba__ April 22, 2021

COV-ID

Corona Virus Identification

Kris got chipped yesterday! Her Cov-ID gives her immunity access to anything.

by timlight April 21, 2020

id hit that

when a man says that he would: hit*,spank*,bang*, or get with a girl; after being asked by another man if he would.

*refers to ass

"Hey look at Trisha, would you hit that?" "Ya id hit that!"

by LGHS December 3, 2007

id-ridden

The mind of a newborn child is regarded as completely "id-ridden", in the sense that it is a mass of instinctive drives and impulses, and demands immediate satisfaction.

Guy: Yo, all I wanna do this weekend is screw like rabbits.

Girl: Ugh, you're so id-ridden.

by Rihanna Loveeeee March 29, 2009

Id bust

Meaning to fuck, have sex with

Look at that fine bitch, Id bust

by Wonton Soup August 22, 2007