hypo-vibro-chondria

When you think your phone is ringing in your pocket when it's on silent alert (vibrate)... but it's actually not.

Guy: Oh, my phone's ringing. *pulls out phone* Huh... maybe not. Coulda sworn it was vibrating.
Dude: I guess that's your hypo-vibro-chondria playing up again.

by some other guy called sam January 22, 2009

Hypnotizine

The active ingredient in pork which acts like a drug, raising body temperature and acting on the brainstem.
Gives a false realization of immortality

If you eat a pound of bacon you'll get a mad hypnotizine rush

by comrade plasternasty March 13, 2005

hypo-link

A website link that is down, or not currently active.

I click on the hyperlink provided to me, but it does not work. This hyperlink has become a hypo-link

by Anthony Hallworth August 4, 2007

Hypnoturd

A spiral shaped turd.

The Hypnoturd has a mesmerizing effect
if one dares to look at it.

Ohhh, SNAP! I looked at a freakin'
Hypnoturd and now I'm stupefied.

by The Hairy Chicken Monster February 2, 2005

Hypnodomme

The supreme dominatrix, Goddess Joules

Worship and obey the supreme hypnodomme Goddess Joules

by SlaveBoy12321 December 19, 2018

hypnotic

The ability of an individual to make people stop in their tracks and stare.

Her outfit was hypnotic, all of the guys were staring as if hypnotized.

by Alton Nelson December 31, 2003

Hypo-prick

A contraction of hypocrite and prick. One who is both a church bible study teacher, and a complete prick to others.

Josh is a hypo-prick. He teaches bible study, and a day later shows his usual prick self to others.

by the josh arriola uber time July 19, 2009