Chode hurdler

The art of hurdling over all the a gaggle of penises to escape a super sexy situation.

Damn, I had to use great alacrity to hurdle the chode to escape that orgy at my grandma's house. I am therefore a chode hurdler.

by Bishnuu January 9, 2022

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batlao hurda

A South African Sotho saying meaning "They Will Hurt You"

Yoh hayi, batlao hurda.

by Llisakhanya June 13, 2022

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HURD • Hurdle • hurdy gurdy • hurdy gurdy man • Hurdler • Hurder • Hurdling • Hurdy ass beeter • Hurd Juu • Hurd you

Throat Hurdling

When someone attempts an oral challenge greater then they have tried in the past.

Cindy went to far with that porn star throat hurdling his massive wiener.

by Chatta Bob July 9, 2023

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When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).

I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.

by JayAddy September 25, 2023

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Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

by senatoninn September 29, 2024

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