texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

hunk rock

A contraction of "humorous punk rock," a musical genre comprising punk rock works intended as parodies of the actual punk oeuvre, which originated with Paloma Music's 1978 release of the vinyl 45 recording "Picked Off the Litter" by John Vomit and the Leather Scabs, a band formed by members of the Stanford Chaparral campus humor magazine, featuring the songs "Punk Rock Star" and "I Suck."

Unbelievable, I just scored a mint-condition copy of the original Hunk Rock record, "Picked Off the Litter," on eBay for only a thousand bucks!

by FitofPeak2 January 6, 2024

hunk

matthew gray gubler

matthew gray gubler is a hunk

by matthewgraygublerfan1001 January 5, 2023

making hunks

It's old german termonology roughly translated to english. It means to take a shit.

"Hey Al! I gotta go make hunks!"
or
"Yeah, she can't come to the phone right now, she's making hunks, can you call back later?"

by Not__Your_Friend July 27, 2017

Hunk

The bestest, sweetest person you will ever meat in your entire life.

"Hey Hunk, could you help me?"
"Of course buddy!"

by My Ships Have Cannons October 26, 2018

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

Hunk

Someone who thinks they are muscular, and/or ( sexually ) attractive

"FINE CLETUS, YOU'RE A HUNK."

by Nina Cado October 2, 2018