red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

Red hot lovers

the love of your life, undying love, no matter who you're with at the moment you will end up with the one who's always been your red hot lover

You're with Joe now, but Harry has always been the one and you know you'll end up with him. You and Harry are Red hot lovers

by sanfranelpaso April 18, 2011

Red hot rattlesnake

The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.

“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”

by YBTEXAS May 29, 2018

Not feeling red hot

Feeling down/sad or just not ones self.

"Yeah I'm not feeling red hot"
"Not feeling super red hot today"

by T.H.E T.E.H May 12, 2022

red hot stinger

(Noun)The reverse of a the shocker. Leaves the prolapse red and inflammatory, resembling the stinging organ of the North American Red Wasp.

Josh: Did you hear about the new product at the Vegas brothel called The Red Hot Stinger? I have heard it's the best $50 you can spend!

by OldGregFool July 27, 2023

Red Hot Chili Peppered

As seen in the movie "Top Five", it's when someone sticks a tampon with hot sauce on it up someone's ass.

I pulled out my hot sauce and my tampon, and I shoved it up his ass.

You red hot chili peppered him?
Yes I did

by topfiveallnight March 27, 2015

Red Hot Chili Peppers

A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.

Where did Lily go?

Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...

by CYNMD August 13, 2022