horsewater 

extremely distasteful and full of disdain

your attitude today is extremely horsewater!

horsewater by queefingqueen48 April 9, 2024

housewise 

The antithesis to streetwise.

Where streetwise is wise about the streets. Housewise, is someone who is unwise about the streets, and is housetrained. Think like an indoor/outdoor cat.

"Yo fam, y'all hatin on me cause y'all ain't street wise like me. I'm streetwise, y'all just housewise"

housewise by Rlbkitch May 24, 2024

Horsefeather merchant

When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.

Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.

Horsefeather merchant by The real McGowan has stood up. June 12, 2024

Horsebite

When someone pinches just above the knee with 2 or more fingers which causes either a pleasant and enjoyable sensation or some may find it unpleasent.

John gave Jess a horsebite to see what would happen.

Horsebite by Javalsta June 13, 2024

Horsefeeding

Forcing yourself to eat a lot

I have been horsefeeding lately

Horsefeeding by anonymous April 25, 2026

Alabaman Horseride 

Riding a sibling who has a dick bigger than 9 inches.

Me and my brother did the alabaman horseride yesterday.

Alabaman Horseride by EnglishRoadmanNumber214 November 17, 2020

Texas Horseride 

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

Texas Horseride by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021