The appearance of a horizontal set of hooters when a girl who doesn't realize she's getting fat wears a shirt and pants that are too tight, whereby the waist line of the pants creates the second set of horizontal hooters (upper stomach & lower stomach/gunt).
by bg7 May 12, 2008
When Your sitting on the sideline of a dog shit winter hat league game, down by 6 points, and your rookie makes a fully horizontal, chest height, layout D. Everyone loses their minds and your team is revived back into the fighting spirit!
Tad: Holly Bob Barker this game is dog Shi....
Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!!
Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.
Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!!
Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.
by andrea the giant October 27, 2017
when a know it all customer puts you in your place... in a horizontal position and your stones are therefore at position 0,0,0 and horizontal with the x axis
by mrsmartycustomer September 02, 2011
Using Twitter in bed instead of sleeping. Usually this term is referenced after tweeting that you are in fact going to bed.
@unmarketing: And when I said "going to sleep" I meant I'm going to tweet horizontally.
This is a horizontal tweet.
This is a horizontal tweet.
by richandcreamy May 13, 2009
The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
by Abear510 September 16, 2013
A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.
by Grubba November 03, 2003
Big Glock Horizontal: today we gin be pranking eternal atake when it gets home!
1 year later: Still there
1 year later: Still there
by biguzihorizontal May 05, 2020