Horizontal Hooray

a variant to the sexual position the butterfly in which the man stands and penetrates the woman laying on her back, usually on a bed, while the man wears a party hat and the woman screams "HOORAY".
After John's promotion at work, Mary decided they should celebrate with a little horizontal hooray.
by Johnnypants December 21, 2009
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horizontal refreshment

When Your sitting on the sideline of a dog shit winter hat league game, down by 6 points, and your rookie makes a fully horizontal, chest height, layout D. Everyone loses their minds and your team is revived back into the fighting spirit!
Tad: Holly Bob Barker this game is dog Shi....
Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!!
Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.
by andrea the giant October 27, 2017
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stones on the horizontal

when a know it all customer puts you in your place... in a horizontal position and your stones are therefore at position 0,0,0 and horizontal with the x axis
Justin didn't know how to make jewelry and his customer put his stones on the horizontal!
by mrsmartycustomer September 02, 2011
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Horizontal Tweet

Using Twitter in bed instead of sleeping. Usually this term is referenced after tweeting that you are in fact going to bed.
@unmarketing: And when I said "going to sleep" I meant I'm going to tweet horizontally.

This is a horizontal tweet.
by richandcreamy May 13, 2009
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horizontal ballroom dance

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
by Abear510 September 16, 2013
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horizontal bowl blaster

A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.
Man... Rufus just unleashed the horizontal bowl blaster and completely ravaged your toilet.
by Grubba November 03, 2003
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Big glock horizontal

Big Glock Horizontal: today we gin be pranking eternal atake when it gets home!
1 year later: Still there
by biguzihorizontal May 05, 2020
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