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Hetalia

Definition of Hell
Once you get in you can't escape
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Someone: Do you know Hetalia?
Me: Did you mean "Satan"?
by naepittamnunmulmotherfuckers February 21, 2017
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Heta

The most bitch ass fake friend u will ever meet every word that comes out of their mouth is a lie
Me: hey do u like me
Heta:omg yasss
Also heta: *turns around to my other friend* eww I hate her
by Un-named person May 13, 2019
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HetaFag

someone who is over-obsessed with hetalia, mostly pairings.
especially US X UK and the really stupid ones that don't work together.
Person 1 :Hey, I think Belarus X Italy is the best! Person 2: that's not really possible!

Hetafag Conservation:
Person 1 : OMG US X UK US X UK US X UK! OMG YEAH!
Person 2 : NOOO! US X CA AND UK X HK!!!!
Person 1 : OH YEAAH AND RUSSIA X CHINA!!!
by Canada Takahashi April 22, 2011
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Hetaira

A type of proposed sex slave whose concept is based on the Hetaira of ancient Greece.
A modern Hetaira would have many rights and be highly trained. With laws against beating and any kind of mental cruelty. In other words there would be on bitch slaping alowed with a Hetaira.
They could own property and have the right to retire and get social security payments ect. and have there own personal,romantic and sexual relationships.
women could be brought into the Hetairai from different sources. They could sell themselves into it or parents could sell the daughters into it and they would be alowed to live at home while they got an education and were trained as a Hetaira and after that would have to report to duty much as a recruit in the millitary or they could be rescued from crude sex slavery.
There masters would own sexual access to them except for there own relationships and would entertain at parties and socal getherings ect.
singular Hetaira,pruel Hetairai.
If you don't come to this party you will regret it for the rest of your life. John got a couple of Hetaira for it.
by Deep blue 2012 July 28, 2010
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Hetaira Movement

A movement that seeks to make being a sex slave into a quasiprofession. There would be laws against beating and any form of mental cruality. They could own property and have the right to there own personal,romantic and sexual relationships. Other than that her master would own sexual access to her. She would have to regester as a Hetaira with the government mainly to protect her rights.
She would get free medical and dental care and regular check ups.And be able to take anything she wanted from a store ect. without paying for it because they believe that a happy woman will be more sexually responsive.
She would be given a free education. And also have to learn certain subjects such as contraception,the art of conversation,singing,music and all the arts,the right way to perform flatio,how to have orgasms ect. and philosophy of sex,history of sex ect. and how to be a social and sexual butterfly.
The concept is based on the Hetaira of ancient Greece.
Some women have voiced the opinion that they would rather sell themselves into the Hetaira sex slave system than become a victim of domestic violance.
The word Hetaira is greek for companion.
John is for the Hetaira movement.
by Deep blue 2012 July 25, 2010
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hetARGHosexuals!

heterosexual: a heterosexual person, or other heterosexual organism.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

hetARGHosexuals!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about heterosexuals.
"hetARGHosexuals!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com March 12, 2013
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the Heafer

The Lord of the Heafers.
by Mike D. December 15, 2003
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