Titus Young Hat Trick

The act of being arrested three times in one week, named for former Detroit Lions WR Titus Young.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear about Steve?

Guy 2: Yeah, he got arrested twice already this week!

Guy 1: Hey look, the police are arresting someone!

Guy 2: Yup, it's Steve.

Guy 1: It's the Titus Young Hat Trick!

by GucciMeme May 12, 2013

Danny Paille hat trick

when a hockey player gets 2 assists in the same game

Joe: dude I totally got the first 2 assists of my career tonight

Mike: holy fuck no way the rarely-seen Danny Paille hat trick!!! congrats brosef

by CVdizzle January 13, 2010

Gordie Howe Hat Trick

A term used to describe the great Howe's ideal game: a goal, an assist, and a fight.

That Mike is crazy. Last night he pulled off a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

by Jack Butler February 20, 2007

Dallas hat trick

After you finish fucking a girl and cumming in her pussy, stab her in both eyes and bellybutton with your dick.

I accidentally blinded my girlfriend in an attempt to give her the Dallas hat trick.

by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

Paul Reubens Hat Trick

To masturbate 3 times in one day.

My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick

by Shinebert April 24, 2015

Dirty Dick Hat Trick

When one has vaginal intercourse with at least three women in a day without washing his penis.

(Is generally abbreviated to DDHT)

Friend #1: Last spring break I totally pulled off a DDHT!

Friend #2: Dude, what's a DDHT???

Friend #1: The Dirty Dick Hat Trick bro!

by TheChoctawCountyKid November 27, 2017

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021