Hanson

Someone who gets fooled into taking 89 Mel Renfro Card and Loses his shit!

Hey, did ya hear that Hanson took Menfro? What a dumbass!

by tragicbronson32 December 30, 2021

Ryder Hanson

A sexy beast who is so sexy. He has a big cock and is awesome in bed. He gets girls without even trying and is overall great

Hey Ryder Hanson what’s good?
OMG HE IS SOO SEXY

by WahMasterxxx January 18, 2024

Friendly Hanson

When a child molester poses as a young child on the Internet and discoverers the child he has been talking to is in reality another child molester.

When john met up with a child from the Internet he was suprised to find a Friendly Hanson. The two became knew it was meant to be and they became best friends forever.

by DeathKnight760 August 9, 2015

Sam Hanson

Pretty little cum dumpster

Enjoys a thick creamy load in his mouth

Prefers the word sodomy to anal

Oh god, he’s such a Sam Hanson

by jesusnumber1 May 4, 2021

Hansonned

One who sees fellow diners have wine remaining in each of their glasses and then buries the rest of the bottle into his glass—far beyond a proper pour!

We were enjoying a fine Cabernet when Craig grabbed the bottle and Hansonned the rest of the wine into his glass!

by MarciCaRoCo February 15, 2022

Hanson (name)

Hanson is an extremely good looking and talented athlete, Hanson specialises in either soccer or volleyball and is unstoppable at both, he’s also extremely caring for those around him and will always look after anyone he takes interest in, not only that he is funny and popular. you should meet someone like Hanson, he’s going to go places.

Yo I’m gna go see Hanson (name)

Bet, let me come too!

by Hanson’s my best friend October 18, 2019