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Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")
1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"
by CD and IAIN May 4, 2006
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Hammockable

The ability for two objects, such as trees or posts, to have a hammock hung between them. (Adj.)
"Dude, we have to find somewhere good to smoke this blunt."

"Yo, those trees right there look pretty hammockable."
by Poophead99 July 25, 2014
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Turd Hammock

Adult Diapers like Depends according to Bob And Tom
Hey old man you wanna buy some Turd Hammocks?
by guitarbomb05 February 14, 2012
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Hammock

The bottom of a bathing suit that sits between a girls hips when she's laying down (likely on a towel at the beach). Girl must have a very flat lower stomach so that the bottom suspends like a hammock over her stomach - supported at the hips.

Generally associated with women that starve themselves, however optly achieved with a good diet, intense workouts, or good family jeans.
- Dude, check out the hammock!

- She must be on that south beach diet!
by Left hand english October 3, 2009
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Spanish Hammock

Usually refers to when a female is deep throating a guy on her knees and the male drastically streches his ball sack around her chin
my girlfriend was giving me head and she started to get tired. So i performed a Spanish Hammock so she can rest her jaw muscles
by Adam Polacko October 1, 2006
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purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
by alan October 26, 2004
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hammocking

The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.
I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.
by Dr. Can Do November 9, 2009
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