Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe

Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?

by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018

Ham and Vegemite Sandwhich

A tantalisingly tasty sandwhich filled with ham, and vegimite in the place of butter.

So tasty in fact, that it is very, very sexy, and the experience of eating a ham and vegemite sandwhich is often referred to as sex :)

Emily: Oooh, I feel like some sex today :)

Jasmine: Yea, I've noticed, you haven't eaten a ham and vegemite sandwhich in a while....

by FaroresFire July 24, 2009

arab hamsandwich

When a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries

Hey let's go fuck with some poor people and give them Arab hamsandwiches

by Daddy_daddy November 21, 2016

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Hamsandwich Apparatus

THE COOLEST FREAKING BAND EVER! THEIR MUSIC TAKES ME TO MARS AND BACK I SWEAR. I"M IN LOOOOOVE WITH THE DRUMMER NICK JIZZNIZZLE. I SWEAR. CHECK THEM OUT. THEY ARE THE BESSSST. XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Hey what you listening to friend?

Response: only the coolest band ever, Hamsandwich apparatus

by littleasaingirlholdingsmalldog April 20, 2011

hamsandwitch

A way of saying I love you without being gay or being cheesy . Being completely in awe of someone but being too shy to say anything

I'm being a hamsandwitch rn

by Extra mayo sandwich October 9, 2019